One-Eared Pig Stolen From Norman Liquor Store

Sometimes it's prudent to note that I don't make this s*** up.

However, somebody stole the OU pig from on top of Campus Liquors, which is located at 800 W. Lindsey Street. Owner Aaron Petrone said it was probably taken awhile back but that he didn't notice it until recently.

On a very quick side note: The very same thing happened to me this weekend. I noticed somebody took one of my patio chairs, which I never use, from my sidewalk. Hope they enjoy it. Hell, keep it, or better yet, come steal the metal stand and companion chair, too.

But let's help Aaron find his liquor pig.

It's made of cement, so I'm guessing it didn't get too far. Uh, this liquor store is pretty close to fraternity row, if you get my drift. I'm not accusing. I'm just saying.

Oh, and it's missing an ear because the thief had to push it from the top of the store. Bastards.

If you see the one-eared liquor pig, I would bet Aaron might throw in a free bottle of scotch to the informant.

Source: Norman Transcript